strangely-off-kilter:

"This touch was a gift given to him, but not by anyone in particular. There was no books, no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was." ~ The Narrator
kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway
and then the one in the middle

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

(Source: catleecious)

cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

crazysience:

Me before social events

(Source: foeverrlost)

purpleterpsichore:

Once I was part of the “Stop joking about hating men and white and cis straight people!  Don’t fight hate with hate!!!!!1” club too. I was very very offended the first time a friend was like, “Argh, straight people!” at me. But as I became more immersed in social justice discourse, I stopped hearing those kinds of jokes as hate, and started hearing them as a secret code.

When someone makes a misandry joke, instead of hearing, “Lol all men are awful,” I have started to hear, “I neither want to nor think I should have to put up with the bullshit treatment I get from men as a result of the patriarchy, am I right?” and I laugh because I agree, you shouldn’t have to.

And when someone makes jokes about feminism or women, I hear, “I think it’s not fair for me to be expected to have to be decent to women, am I right?” and I tell them to cut it out because I disagree, you should have to.

nosdrinker:

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

(Source: nosdrinker)

Chimamanda Adichie - The Danger of a Single Story (TED Talks 2009)

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gothvader:

i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

thegeniusthatistumblr:

storiadiunapiccolaiena:

castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis:

LIBBY COOPER, YOU’RE A STAR

Ahhaahhahahahaahahah

Currently:

(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)

wickershire:

swanjolras:

HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.
  • ME I’M WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I HAVE BEEN SHAKESPEARE ALL ALONG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOLS YOU IGNORANT FOOLS

(Source: lady-eboshis)

allyhatingheterophobe:

THE SAFETY OF TRANS PEOPLE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE COMFORT OF CIS PEOPLE.

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

ohmygil:

"their mouths met and their tongUES DUELED FOR DOMINANCE. THE LOSER’S TONGUE WOULD BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM”

cuterobotdragon:

IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

cuterobotdragon:

IM LAUGHIN SO HARD